Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"

Sardar: "No, who wrote it?"

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Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

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Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?

Because below 18 was not allowed.

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What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?

Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

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What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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I still don't understand how the sardarjis manage to do all this. :)